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	<description>Hating the World and Everything in it since 1978</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mickey D&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=151</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting breakfast at McDonald’s is a lot like going to Red Lobster when you’re really really hungry: it seems like a great idea until the moment you start eating.

McDonald’s breakfast is undeniably tasty. They’ve introduced some fairly controversial items in recent years (the McGriddle, breakfast burrito, and southern-style chicken biscuit being the most contemporary), but overall there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pre-Engaged?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For the third day in a row, I had to put up with some moronic girl at my job on a fucking cellphone telling her life for everyone to hear. This particular day, however, I got to hear this particular little gem:

Idiot on phone: “Yea, Steve and I have been totally serious for like a year now.
[Pause]
Idiot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[For anyone that hasn’t heard about this, Vince Dumb-Fuck Carter donated (recently, I think) $2.5 million to his old high school in Daytona Beach to build a new athletic center. Vince and other hyper-wealthy dumbass professional athletes all over the country just loooooooooove to give ridiculous sums of money to schools, usually predominantly black schools [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I love me a Thug&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=143</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The things I’ve witnessed over the past 10 days or so have truly led me to understand why black women remain the most unmarried demographic of females in the entire fucking country and why 75% of them are single.  I can’t wait for Bill Cosby to write a followup to his original book “Come On, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Restaurant Week</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost that time. Restaurant week in DC&#8230;.and with this comes restaurant snobs.  A restaurant snob may not be what you think. It’s not one of those people who, when they go to restaurants, must go to the most expensive one on the fucking planet and will settle only for a seven course French supper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Working Out</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=137</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn’t realize just how awful the gym (or more accurately, the people in it) is until my trip to the local Gold&#8217;s Gym last night.  There’s some fairly ridiculous egotistical behavior that goes on when people work out, but for the most part I’ve been willing to overlook the flaws of others . Then last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tight Jeans</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=131</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude, what the fuck!?  There is no single item on earth more unflattering to the human body than goddamn fucking skinny jeans. They’re worse than empire waist tops, flat shoes, man-thongs (with or without crotch stuffing), Castro hats, and all the shit that came out of the 1980s.


Look at Figure 1 above. If you’re a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dumb Email</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=125</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I received the following email this morning from some dumb douchebitch:

&#8220;Although I think your blog is pretty funny and I do look into it almost every day, you should take it easy on ranting about people of other ethnic backgrounds . You don’t know enough about foreign countries to do that and your rants are less sarcastic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rap Music</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=121</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s been a good while since I last gave 2 fucks about watching a music video of any kind. The last time I watched them regularly, The Luniz ‘I got 5 on it’ was a popular song and ‘The Box’ wasn’t a sexual slur. In olden times, a lot of hiphop music videos were visual representations of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck Facebook</title>
		<link>http://thetruthservedcold.com/?p=116</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve done MySpace, to limited success. I shall now piss on Facebook. In all reality I would really love to take an actual physical piss on Facebook, to express my immediate dislike for it. I might even download the Facebook homepage, burn it off onto CD and piss on the CD to compensate.

Facebook is essentially [...]]]></description>
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