Archive for June, 2009
Fuck Facebook
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
I’ve done MySpace, to limited success. I shall now piss on Facebook. In all reality I would really love to take an actual physical piss on Facebook, to express my ... Read more..R.I.P To The King Of Pop
Friday, June 26th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »
I usually write about shit I hate but today I will make an exception and pay tribute to the greatest entertainer EVER. The news of Michael passing hit me REAL ... Read more..Fat Fucks
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
I arrived at work today unusually pissed off. I spent about 20 minutes on the Metro coming from VA since my car had to be dropped off for a oil ... Read more..Happy Birthday To Me
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »
31 years ago (June 19, 1978) I was just a lonely sperm stored inside my daddy's reproductive system. Then on one glorious night, I was finally released into the cervix ... Read more..“I just got my hair done”
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »
God created rain to tell black women they shouldn’t straighten their hair. You’ll notice that black women who wear their hair naturally don’t seem to worry all that much about what ... Read more..Buying Rubbers
Friday, June 12th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
There is perhaps no bigger pain in the ass than getting your hands on condoms once you get out of college. When you’re in college, condoms are free and everywhere ... Read more..“He’s just my friend”……
Monday, June 8th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »
Seven of the last eight women (including my ex's) I’ve met have tried to spoon-feed me this bullshit statement in some form or another, and many of my female acquaintances ... Read more..The Alcoholic
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
Alcohol is a drug that’s as interesting as it is infuriating. Almost anyone over the age of 18 can recall some experience where alcohol has made them do something they ... Read more..